THE CHURCH OF BRANDON PAUGH

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Yes, these are the words that the Prophet Brandon Paugh did speaketh at 1:30am Pacific Standard Time in the Satannet Chatroom to his apostles, I(TheBeast666), Kruell, Magickspell, Deicid1, and the betrayer Psuedes, who would later be known as the ANTI-CHRIST!

Not much is known about the enigma that is Brandon Paugh, for only 5 times did he appearest before us mortals. The first two times, he was silent, as is his way. The 3rd time he appearest he didst open up his jowels and gave unto us the first of the THREE STATEMENTS OF PAUGH.

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And then he vanished into the ether, from which he appeared and disappeared twice before. Lo did his apostles I(TheBeast666), Kruell, Magickspell, Deicid1, and the betrayer Psuedes, ponder the words spoken to us by what could only be The Creator's chosen one, perhaps The Creator himself, for that is what he didst appearest to be. And his words, such words could only be from the mouth of The Creator